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    • "I lost Ed Truck, and it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears. And at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch, with a frozen sledge hammer. And then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone, and I’m crying, and nobody can hear me, because I’m terribly terribly, terribly alone."

    - Michael Scott

    1:49am || May 16 2012 || 4 notes

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    "You know when they say it’s so crazy it just might work? Well, I don’t believe that. I say go for the air-tight plan and that is why I am having Andy wheel me into the conference room inside a makeshift cheese cart. It is just elegant."

    - Michael Scott

    1:11am || May 16 2012 || 3 notes

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    1:07am || April 12 2012 || 17 notes

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    "Did you know that in Morocco, it is common to exchange a small gift when meeting somebody for the first time? In Japan, you must always commit suicide to avoid embarrassment. In Italy, you must always wash your hands after going to the bathroom. This is considered to be polite."

    - Michael Scott

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    1:03am || April 12 2012 || 6 notes

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    "They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office. But I will. It’s gotta be a lot better than a deathbed. I don’t even understand death beds. Who would ever buy one?"

    - Michael Scott

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    1:54am || March 27 2012 || 6 notes

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    1:25am || March 27 2012 || 4 notes

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    "Why would I want some random black man’s old photo album sitting on my bookshelf? I’m not James Franco."

    - Dwight Schrute

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    1:41am || March 21 2012 || 6 notes

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    • Andy Bernard: I am dying of lovesickness and horny-sickness.
    • Dwight Schrute: That is impossible. Unless you mean gonorrhea.

    1:05am || March 21 2012 || 3 notes

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    "I’m a little sick but I don’t want to miss my date with Andy. I’ll get better. Whenever I’m sick it goes away within a few hours. Except once, when I was in the hospital from age three to six."

    - Erin Hannon

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    3:06am || March 18 2012 || 4 notes

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    "They say that no man is an island. FALSE. I am an island and this island is volcanic. And it is about to erupt. With the molten hot lava of strategy!"

    - Dwight Schrute

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    1:05am || March 17 2012 || 6 notes

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