"You know when they say it’s so crazy it just might work? Well, I don’t believe that. I say go for the air-tight plan and that is why I am having Andy wheel me into the conference room inside a makeshift cheese cart. It is just elegant."

- Michael Scott

"I’m a little sick but I don’t want to miss my date with Andy. I’ll get better. Whenever I’m sick it goes away within a few hours. Except once, when I was in the hospital from age three to six."

- Erin Hannon

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"You know when they say it’s so crazy it just might work? Well, I don’t believe that. I say go for the air-tight plan and that is why I am having Andy wheel me into the conference room inside a makeshift cheese cart. It is just elegant."

- Michael Scott

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"Let me kick you a scenario. I’m at a beach cabana, and Brad Pitt approaches. He tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent… I think I might give in a little bit, just to see what it… felt like. Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he’s like really aggressive?"

- Andy Bernard

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"I know a few things about love. Horrible, terrible, awful, awful things."

- Andy Bernard

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